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 on: Today at 02:39:19 PM 
Started by oldwing81 - Last post by oldwing81
Joe had been having horrible headaches, so he went to see his doctor.
The doctor said, “Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.”
Joe was shocked and depressed, but in the end he came to the conclusion that he had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.
As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men’s clothing store and thought, “That’s what I need. A new suit.”
He entered the shop and told the salesman, “I’d like a new suit.”
The elderly tailor eye d him briefly and said, “Let’s see, size 44 long.”
Joe laughed, “That’s right, how did you know?”
“Been in the business 60 years!” the tailor said.
Joe tried on the suit, and it fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, “How about a new shirt?”
Joe thought for a moment and then said, “Sure.”
The salesman eyed Joe and said, “Let’s see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.”
Joe was surprised, “That’s right, how did you know?”
“Been in the business 60 years.”
Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.
Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, “How about some new underwear?”
Joe thought for a moment and said, “Sure.”
The salesman said, “Let’s see, size 36.”
Joe laughed, “Ah ha! I got you! I’ve worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.”
The salesman shook his head, “You can’t wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.”

 on: October 18, 2017, 07:30:28 PM 
Started by Ken Vanderburg - Last post by kenvb
PAT,,I'm circling the neighborhood..asked a few people  if they know where u live..  they ALL don't know you..well. one guy said you sold and moved to Grand Island Nebraska....so here I come.

 on: October 18, 2017, 01:40:31 PM 
Started by Ken Vanderburg - Last post by MickeyNew
Pat has moved and left no forwarding address.   Smiley

 on: October 18, 2017, 07:56:49 AM 
Started by Ken Vanderburg - Last post by kenvb
no..shes not into curtains, likes the sunshine.  remember, its winter here for 7  months.. But might need em in Alabama?

 on: October 18, 2017, 05:42:20 AM 
Started by Ken Vanderburg - Last post by Al
Der wifey said it needs new curtains and a coat of paint  yahoo

 on: October 17, 2017, 10:11:13 PM 
Started by Ken Vanderburg - Last post by kenvb
the holes in the roof will help the fuel mileage?

 on: October 17, 2017, 05:24:29 PM 
Started by Ken Vanderburg - Last post by Al
 Smiley Smiley free whole house air conditioning.

 on: October 17, 2017, 05:08:34 PM 
Started by Ken Vanderburg - Last post by Cherryman
Hope you didn't pay too much--looks like it needs a roof.

 on: October 17, 2017, 03:09:07 PM 
Started by Hick - Last post by Whiz-Kid
My 1st bike was a Honda 160 I built from parts. I put a Power-roll piston and cams in, used a bent up tank, and my mom's vacuum cleaner tubs for the exhaust pipes. No lights and very poor brakes, but the tires were new.
After that I had a CB100 with clip on handle bars, then a Hodaka Super Rat and a Ossa Stiletto, than got married and no more bikes until the 1988 Wing(still have it).

Mikeee(wish I still had the Super Rat)Whizzer

 on: October 17, 2017, 08:07:48 AM 
Started by Ken Vanderburg - Last post by Ken Vanderburg
Trudy says,we will need a bigger motorhome? so heres what i found.....lol 


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