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Ken Vanderburg
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« on: September 12, 2017, 08:36:41 PM »

Another heart warming story about our senior citizens (us)..

3 Old Guys ..

'Sixty is the worst age to be,' said the 60-year-old man. 'You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out.'

'Ah, that's nothin,' said the 70-year-old. 'When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!'

'Actually,' said the 80-year -old, 'Eighty is the worst age of all.'

'Do you have trouble peeing, too?' asked the 60-year old.

'No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all.'

'So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?'

'No, I have one every morning at 6:30.'

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, 'You pee every morning at 6:00 and move your bowels every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?'

'I don't wake up until 7:00.'
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Ken VanderBurg
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« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2018, 08:32:32 AM »

I see you old guys dont get it either?   Grin
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Ken VanderBurg
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« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2018, 12:53:01 PM »

 Smiley I do but I was to busy cleaning up to post  rotflmao
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« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2018, 03:34:17 PM »

No problems here--I don't sleep worth a s***, so I'm up at 5 AM.
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Fred J. Lammlin
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« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2018, 09:08:12 AM »

Not a problem...only 59.  rotflmao
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