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Author Topic: Pretend Marriage  (Read 794 times)
Hot Rod
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« on: April 30, 2018, 07:57:57 AM »

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying “‘Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket – I'm awfully cold.”
“I have a better idea,” she replied “Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.”
“Wow!...That's a great idea!”, he exclaimed.
“Good,” she replied.... “Get your own damned blanket.”
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« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2018, 02:46:40 PM »

Sounds about right !!
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