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« on: May 15, 2019, 06:29:11 AM »

Three male bodies arrived at the morgue with big smiles frozen on their
lifeless faces. The detective called the coroner to ask what happened to the
"First body: French. Age 60. Died of congestive heart failure while making
love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Detective," said the
"Second body: Scottish. Age 25. Won one thousand dollars on the slot
machines and spent it all on Old Single Malt Scotch Whisky. Died of acute
alcohol poisoning. Hence going out with a smile."
The Detective asked, "What about the third body?"
"Ah," said the Coroner, "this is the most unusual one: Justin Trudeau, Prime
Minister of Canada. Age 45. Struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" asked the Detective.
"He thought someone was taking his picture," replied the Coroner.

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