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« on: July 10, 2019, 06:57:56 AM »

MISSOURI – A man over the holiday weekend is in jail after eluding police with a warrant for his arrest.

According to a viral post on the Missouri Sheriff Facebook site a man who had Clay County warrant for Possession of a Controlled Substance. Was sited by police and when police tried to detain the individual he escaped. Hiding in the area police were searching the area and having no luck finding the suspect, until he farted LOUDLY.

According to the post the officers were able to trace the noise to his hiding spot and the individual was arrested.

Clay County Sheriff gave props to Liberty PD for,” using their senses to sniff him out!”
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« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2019, 02:00:07 PM »

 rotflmao I love reading the police notes in the paper everyday. Sometimes they come up with some real smart crooks yahoo


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« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2019, 06:31:35 PM »

Here locally, a guy robbed a store at gun point.    He didn't get enough money to suit his needs, so he put the money down, put his gun away, and walked out.   
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« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2019, 02:01:33 AM »

Here locally, a guy robbed a store at gun point.    He didn't get enough money to suit his needs, so he put the money down, put his gun away, and walked out.   

Wow, picky aren’t they?
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« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2019, 10:15:19 PM »

A couple years ago a gal held up a bank in a small town near us. She was caught on security camera.
A few hours later she was arrested.
She had posted on FB a selfie with a large amount of money fanned out in front of her.
In the same outfit she was wearing in the security camera film! 
Slam dunk!
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« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2019, 04:11:18 AM »

A couple years ago a gal held up a bank in a small town near us. She was caught on security camera.
A few hours later she was arrested.
She had posted on FB a selfie with a large amount of money fanned out in front of her.
In the same outfit she was wearing in the security camera film! 
Slam dunk!

Where was Clyde when she needed him  rotflmao
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« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2019, 06:13:58 AM »

A couple years ago a gal held up a bank in a small town near us. She was caught on security camera.
A few hours later she was arrested.
She had posted on FB a selfie with a large amount of money fanned out in front of her.
In the same outfit she was wearing in the security camera film! 
Slam dunk!

Where was Clyde when she needed him  rotflmao

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« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2019, 05:21:39 PM »

Most of those folks are NOT rocket scientists.
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Fred J. Lammlin
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« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2019, 08:28:47 PM »

I'm doomed......

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